it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here
“You know, I don’t get it. Why would anyone paint a picture of a door, over and over again, like, dozens of times?”
"But it wasn’t the same"
Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
most people about ned stark: he was a kind and honorable man
lannisters about ned stark: what a goddamn loser
how have i never seen this
Secret Avengers #5 is released tomorrow. Make sure you get out to the comic store and pick up your copy, You’ll get a lot of this jolly fellow.