Be All My Sins Remembered

oldstarnewshine:

man i love how quickly the books dive into the total fucking weirdness after the “it’s a normal fantasy series NOPE LIES LOL” of agot

ned stark gets his head cut off and suddenly there are

-evil vagina dentata ladies who drain men’s souls to create assassin shadow children
-morose half drowned prophet jesters
-morose half drowned prophet pirates
-men who hunt women and flay them alive for sport
-psychic shapeshifters
-psychic children
-psychic ghosts 
-disembodied beating hearts
-evil tree conspiracies
-newborn sacrifices to zombies
-zombies riding zombie bears
-people turning to stone
-cannibalism everywhere
-sam tarly having sex

#poor sam why does he have to have a mother fetish
I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who was perhaps a little creeped out by the whole mother’s milk / rum eroticism. 
via nobodysuspectsthebutterfly · originally by nissanissas

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    the first book had juuuust enough of the uncanny to lull me into a false sense of security.
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    this: measters experimenting on human beings while they’re alive. qyburn is a crazy mofo
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    And this list doesn’t even include the skinchanging or Daario’s oiled and dyed mustachios.
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