Dark Knight Rises

Saw it. Am going again. In ummmm 5 hours? But seriously it was amazing. BUT I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT PSA.

Do not go, unless you are ready for Tom Hardy to take your feels and shatter them into a concrete wall with his gigantic body.

I’m very serious. I did not expect those feels.

Other things I did not expect that were amazing and left me with less mascara lines ripping down my face:

2 seconds into the movie: “HOLY FUCK PETYR BAELISH!” that’s right, not only did he get to Harrenhal from Highgarden in a couple days- he took that technology to become an American in another fictional universe IN THE FUTURE, and then OWEN FUCKING HARPER

It should have been subtitled: “all the British/Australian people- all the fake American accents” also could have had in giant letters “why communism doesn’t work that well”

My badass senator making another appearance- always welcome. Did not know the Marion Coullitard was going to be in it HIGHLIGHT OF THE FILM. 

But yeah, sum up- IT WAS AWESOME

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